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* Machine washable with cold water gentle cycle and mild detergent

I prefer my dressing hot with a crispy top, but if youre accustomed to a more stuffing-like texture (cooked in the bird), you can add a little more stock or water, or bake for a few less minutes

Adjustable convertible straps with hooks can be worn traditionally as shoulder straps or criss-cross straps

M: 28 inches and stretches up to 42 inches

Even when the invitation says black tie, theres a grey tuxedo with your name potentially written all over it, just be prepared to stand out (you might even want to clear that tux with the host in advance)