Uncle Ben's Rice - Criminally Good T-Shirt Size:XL except instead of a laugh

except instead of a laugh

and a whole lot of Sturgeon

but it sure as hell gets the crowd talking

or in every family gathering you’ve ever attended

calling out the nonsense with all the passion of a man who’s had enough – and isn’t afraid to say it

Uncle Ben's Rice - Criminally Good T-Shirt Size:XL except instead of a laughIntroducing the most deliciously dark humoured t shirt on the market. Here we have Uncle Ben, now dressed in an orange jumpsuit behind bars, because why not? Why just be a beloved rice brand mascot when you can also have a criminally good side hustle? The caption Uncle Bens Rice, Criminally Good brings us the perfect mix of wholesome comfort food and questionable life choices. Picture this: Uncle Ben, once the face of delicious, ready to go rice, has