All you have to do is avoid being the target for the first few turns of the game!
This illustration breaks from the expected 3D style of Pokmon-V gloriously, with artist You Iribi delivering a gorgeous illustration of this iconic, fan-favorite Pokmon bounding gleefully forward in tackle formation with a rainbow stretching behind it, alluding to the many different Pokmon that it can become when evolved
If one of those creatures can't attack its owner that turn due to a spell or ability (such as Chronomantic Escape), you may have it attack another player, attack a planeswalker an opponent controls, attack a battle an opponent protects, or not attack at all
So, youve opened your ETB and the exhilarating moment of cracking the packs has come and gone, leaving you with a perplexing combination of an energy brick, a handful of dice, and a pack of Pokemon card sleeves
Tegan Jovanka makes your historic creatures indestructible when attacking, so this is a route you can take
Ghoti Metaphys but worse (because there is no non-Tuner Ghoti to Summon from your banishment)