Starts at 4/4) 0: One 3/3 (Huatli, Warrior Poet) -1: One 4/4 (Vivien on the Hunt) 6-mana: +1: One 2/2 with major upside (Vraska, Relic Seeker, Ugin, the Ineffable, Liliana, Dreadhorde general), three 1/1s (Elspeth, Suns Champion), two non-defensive 3/1s (Chandra, Flamecaller) 0: Two 2/2s with minor upside
As an added bonus, if a Legendary Creature enters the battlefield, there is no cost to equip it
As long as we aren't handing free cards to our opponents in the process: very much not a fan of Flumph or Secret Rendezvous
And thats something most split cards arent
Playing it on turn 2 causes serious psychic damage to a table whose mana accelerants have been put a turn behind
Its best party trick, however, is building up an army before using Akki Battle Squad to trigger a surprise combat phase, while building up modified creatures will let you drop Walking Skyscraper for nothing if you time it right